I don't want !

You *beep*, man !
I curse you till your *beep* drop off !

24 storkes of cane; a life sentence !

I'm going to start a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I say your *beep* drop off means your *beep* drop off !

Oh man, never pick a twenty cent coin off the floor man ! Expecially during seventh month ! You definitely don't want to see anything !

Argh ! Seventh month occur twice this year. I don't want to see you *beep* twice lah !

*beep* off lah.

Single or taken single
Sex female
Birthday 1903
Siblings none
Eye color dark brown
Shoe size 38 china size
height 156
What are you wearing right now pasar malam dress
Righty or lefty righty
Favorite place to shop bookshop i don't like buying clothes !
Favorite kind of pants shorts i don't wear pants !
Color yellow-green
Number(s) 16 12
Animal anything !
Alcoholic i drank only once, don't know what that was though
Non-alcoholic green tea
Fast-Food Place macs
Month march
Movie anything Johnny Depp !
Juice cranberry
Breakfast American !
Favorite cartoon character(s) i don't watch any
Given anyone a bath no
Bunjee jumped no
Made yourself throw-up no
Eaten a hot dog yes
Put your tongue on a frozen pole no sheesh ! ice-cube hurts enough !
Loved someone so much it made you cry no
Broken a bone no
Played truth or dare yes
Been in a police car no
Been on a plane yes
Been in a sauna yes then i decided to quit within a second
Been in a hot tub no
Swam in the ocean no
Fallen asleep in school yes that's when zhangchunyu slammed her mouse didn't she ?
Ran away no crossed my mind once though
Broken someone's heart i don't know
Cried when someone died no
Cried in school yes
Fallen off your chair yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone no didn't I say I detest phone calls ?
Saved e-mails yes
Fallen for one of your best friends no
Used someone i think i did, well, i emphasize on the word 'did', okay?
Been cheated on yes
Your good luck charm don't have one
Best song you ever heard i haven't got any
Stupidest thing you have ever done i'm not telling !
What color is your room beige
Last thing you said -------- you suck
What is beside you bed
What kind of shampoo do you use palmolive
Best thing that has happened to u in the last year i can't remember
Worst i can't remember either
Chicken pox yes
Broken nose no
Believe in love at first sight perhaps
Like picnics okay
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars probably
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you? my wandering ghost ! my besties ! JOHNNY DEPP !
Last person u talked to banana
Best person in ur life who ? what ? what ?
What makes you laugh the most i don't know
You yelled at can't remember
Who told you they loved you besties !
Who is your loudest friend ELISA !
Do you wear glasses or contacts specs
Do you like yourself i don't know
Do you get along with your family i don't want to start a slef-fulfilling prophecy
Stolen anything over $50 no
Obsessive with JOHNNY DEPP !
Compulsive i don't know
A Liar maybe a white liar
Suicidal you wanna bet ?
Skiing or Boarding neither
Fall or Winter winter
Silver or Gold silver
Diamonds or pearls diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise sunset
Sprite or 7up anything
orange juice or apple juice apple
Cats or dogs anything !
Coffee or tea tea
Phone or in person depends on which situation i'm in, okay ?
Indoor or outdoor indoor plus air-con at full blast
What are you listening to right now sounds from the tv
What did you do yesterday nothing worth mentioning
Where do you want to get married hollywood !
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be there's loads
Are you a good driver i would be if I had a car
Are you a good Singer no you wouldn't appreciate it anyway
What do you dream about my prince charming !

I really wonder why your mouse didn't fall into two parts or more. To think it faithfully remain as a whole even after you've abused it so badly.

Your poor mouse; poor us; our poor ears.

You shouldn't just expect us to NOT sleep in class especially when your lesson is so goddamn interesting.

WE LOVE YOUR LESSON, MAN.
WE SHOULD ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION.
TO THINGS THAT TOTALLY DOESN'T HELP US DURING O'S.
LIKE HELL WE CARE WHICH AUTHOR WROTE THIS OR THAT.
LIKE HELL WE CARE WHAT ESSAY IS WRITTEN BY THIS RANDOM PERSON.
I DON'T CARE YOU KNOW.
I BET HALF THE CLASS DON'T TOO.

But normal people would rather slam their table with their hand instead of with their mouse ? Your poor, delicate, vulnerable little mouse. I pray your mouse malfunction soon, in order to protect our poor, delicate, vulnerable little ears.

Bless you; bless your mouse.

I am :

PRINCE/DELEGATE OF TIBET
in the ROYAL family.

I wanted to be PRINCE OF KENTUCKY.
Maybe PRINCE OF OWENSBORO.

Here's my story :
Once upon a time, I fell in love with this random person but somehow she died. Currently she's the sorrowful and dejected WANDERING GHOST along the halls of... Don't know what.

And right now, the current PRINCESS just insists that I'm the PRINCE that's crazy head over heels with her. I'm not.

Aye, this is a nice skin.
No, this is a nice skin because of DEPP's existence.
Aye, only because of his existence.

When I get my ADOBE PHOTOSHOP or PAINT SHOP PRO, I'll create a skin of my own.
With DEPP and DEPP and DEPP. No one else. DEPP will be right SMACK in the CENTRE of the page. MY JOHNNY DEPP !

He was eaten by the KRAKEN. The KRAKEN looks really cool, if he wasn't part of DAVY JONES. Oh well, WORLD'S END will be released next year !
So meanwhile, JOHNNY DEPP is still stuck in the KRAKEN !

Aye, Captain Jack Sparrow ! Oh man, oh man, oh man.

My computer crashed.

And it's currently crashing.

BUT somehow I'm still able to type.

And I really wonder why.

Right now, my mouse doesn't work. And previously, my monitor doesn't work either. Worst of all, my CPU enjoys restarting itself at UNEXPECTED times. This is so PISSIFYING ! And this just means that my computer might just shut down on me while I'm blogging and somewhat thinking of JOHNNY DEPP ! This sucks alot because the internet's the ONLY way to link me to DEPP !

I fell in love with DEPP since CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and is currently falling in love with him again since PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN : DEAD MAN'S CHEST. Well, half the movie I was just drooling over Nacho Cheese, the other half, I was drooling over JOHNNY DEPP ! Oh man, how I wish he was my PRINCE CHARMING... But he isn't and will never be. THAT'S A VERY DEVASTATING NEWS. THE 2ND MOST, I MEAN. ):

I love SLEEPOVERS ! I love JANE ! I love SLEEPOVERS because JANE was here ! I love SLEEPOVERS because JANE was here to SLEEPOVER at my house ! :D Well, the only reason she did was because she LOVE my buddy TOO MUCH. And therefore, I thank my buddy for that !

BUT I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP MORE !
Actually... NOT. My PRINCE CHARMING still exists in this little island called SINGAPORE.




I'm waiting. YOU IDIOT.

DO's and DON'Ts at a wedding dinner:

1 ONE MUST ARRIVE LATE
only then would you not get called to the VIP table

2 ONE MUST ALWAYS ENSURE THAT YOU ARE NOT CALLED UP AS VIP
only then would you be allowed to have free sitting

3 ONE MUST ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF CHOOSING WHERE YOU WANT TO SIT
only then would you be able to choose to socialize with the people around you

4 ONE MUST NOT BE SOCIALABLE
only then would you have the least people sitting with you

5 ONE MUST ALWAYS SIT AT THE TABLE WITH THE LEAST PEOPLE
only then would get to eat most of the food

6 ONE MUST ALWAYS GET THE MOST FOOD
only then would you be able to uphold your Singaporean identity 'KIASU'

7 ONE MUST BE KIASU
if not you won't get to eat that sharks' fin anymore

8 ONE MUST NOT SIT WITH YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR AUNTS AND UNCLES
only then would you not feel this extremely large generation gap

Okay, I went to this wedding dinner. Someone's wedding dinner. Actually, I don't even know this person, I don't even know her existence. But anyway, I learnt that she's my cousin and I've never ever seen her before ! BIANG EH.

I'm quite pissed off actually. For a thousand reasons. But if I say them out, they would be selfish desires (rings a bell ? some line from JLC)! WHICH IS SO WRONG !

I agreed to go for the dinner only because of the food. Like when else can you eat sharks' fin, abalone, blah blah blah ? XD

Okay, I'm so bored. SO BORED. I wouldn't even update if ERI hadn't tag my board. Okay ERI my pillar of motivation. HAHA.

Friday : Preperation for next day's open house. We had to do up this Chongqing board but before that... I mean, in the midst of preperation, we had a many-course meal. That's the only time when I've spent the most on our canteen's food ! I had orange bowl, then curry tau pok, and then sweet corn. Okay, doesn't sound alot of food to you... But then, if you were there, you would have seen dramatic effect on your waist ! Then Shenana, Huimin, Shi'ai and Naima bought a whole load of other rubbish too ! Perfect 10-course meal ? Think we've got more than that, but anyway, this just reminds me of Chongqing, when we get so much food on the table everyday ! Well, the only flaw is that - we didn't get to eat watermelon for dessert. Had ice-creams instead. :D

Okay, while we were doing our board, Shi'ai has this sudden urge to 'drop her eyes'. I mean, she wanted to put eyedrops into her eyes, but somehow, what came out of her mouth was, "Go fam lounge with me, I want to drop my eyes." So Huimin accompanied her to drop her eyes. After dropping her eyes for like half an hour plus plus plus, Sheenana called Huimin to return to the class. But Huimin reply was, "Oh, Shi'ai looking for her eyes." Okay lah ! By the time they came back, my 100-plus wasn't cold anymore.

Saturday : Open house. Introduce our Chongqing board to parents. Okay, but I didn't. Somehow I found the CD far more interesting. Sorry, but really ! I did a combined introduction with Sheenana in the end okay ? Though it failed terribly. English Chinese fen bu qing. XD ! Then after the open house, we went Tau Huey stall for Tau Huey-cum-French fries break.

Naima : How much is one twister fries?
Joey : Don't know. They don't sell one twister fry.
Huimin (asks Mac's staff) : How much is the small twister fries?
Mac's staff : We don't have small, we only have medium and large.
Naima : How much is the medium one?
The Mac's staff answers.
Joey : Okay. Give me one medium fries. Not curly one.
Mac's staff : So you want medium NORMAL fries ?
Joey : Ya.
Huimin (asks Naima) : How much is one twister fry ?
Naima : The price divided by the number of fries inside.

XD.

Therefore I am 55% guy-ish and 45% girlish . Nooo, how can this be ? This is SO WRONG !

GUY-ISH:
[ ] you own a jersey...
[ ] you like being sweaty
[ ] you love mud
[ ] you've played at least one sport on a team
[x] you've played more than 1 sport for fun
[ ] you hate pink
[ ] you love hoodies and jeans
[x] pranks are fun
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[ ] its funny when people get hurt
Total = 2
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] pulling heads off dolls isnt creepy.. its fun
[ ] you dont cry
[ ] sad movies suck
[x] girl drama is stupid
[ ] painting your nails is weird/stupid
[ ] you own a ps2
[ ] you own an xbox
[ ] you own a gamecube
[ ] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you own a psp
[ ] you own ps
Total = 1
[x] you used to be obsessed with power rangers
[ ] you watch sports center
[ ] sports on tv are awesome
[ ] gorey movies are the best
[ ] you arent scared of anything (or thats what you tell people)
[ ] you take part in "male bonding"
[ ] you only go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps
[ ] you aren't sensitive
[ ] no pain no gain
Total = 1
[ ] you like going to football games
[ ] night games rock
[ ] spiders and bugs are cool
[ ] you like to freak out your sister or brother
[ ] you used to or do collect baseball cards
[ ] baggy pants are cool
[ ] you get sports illustrated/other sports/guy magazine
[ ] fire is cool
[x] you don't babysit
[ ] you're immature
Total = 1
[ ] its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green black red or blue or silver are your favorite color(s)
[x] romantic comedies are boring
[ ] you dont care about watching your weight
[x] you hate dressing up
[x]you dont care about your hair
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think
[x] climbing is fun
[ ] contact sports like football are fun
Total = 6
TOTAL: 11

GIRL-ISH:
[ ] you wear lip gloss.
[ ] you shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you buy different colored shirts
[ ] you wear halters and tube tops
Total = 0
[x] you dont like shopping at hot topic
[x] you wear the color pink
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[ ] you love hanging at the mall
Total = 2
[ ] you like getting manicures and pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewlery
[x] skirts are a part of your wardrobe
[ ]a long time doing your hair
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
Total = 4
[x] you hate the movie star wars
[x] you cry in movies
[ ] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics, or dance
[ ] it takes you more than 1/2 hour to get dressed and put on other accesories
[x]You smile a lot more than u should
Total = 3
TOTAL: 9